Meet Kaia Alexander:

Speaker, Author, Systems Architect

Meet Kaia Alexander: Speaker, Author, Systems Architect

Hook Investors.
Land the Meeting.
Say Less and Get to Yes.

Whether you’re a startup founder raising capital, a filmmaker chasing your next greenlight, or a creative entrepreneur ready to scale, Kaia Alexander’s Stealth Pitch™ method gives you the one thing you’re missing:

A proven, 3-step pitch formula used by Hollywood insiders to land big meetings and close deals.

Discover this bold, fresh take on the elevator pitch used by filmmakers, founders, and thought leaders across the globe. The Stealth Pitch™ helps you go from invisible to undeniable—fast.

The first time I used the Stealth Pitch in the wild, I sold my TV show Laid bare. We’re officially in production!

~ Tim O’Leary, Writer/Director, Murder & Gay Stuff Productions

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Kaia is a genius. ~ Garry Shandling, comedian

Kaia Alexander
Kaia Alexander

Kaia Alexander

Kaia Alexander (neé Van Zandt) is a systems architect, the creator of Mood
Genome™ and author of Stealth Pitch.

A former Hollywood development executive, she worked on major motion pictures and founded the Entertainment Business School to teach business strategy to creatives.

She’s a UN speaker, award-winning author, and a neurodivergent entrepreneur with expertise in stress response, and emotional pattern recognition. Her work bridges story, systems, affective neuroscience and AI.

She built ΔLOOP first as a survival tool, now it’s sparking a Mood Revolution.
At age 7, Kaia reverse-engineered her Speak & Spell, and bonded with KITT, the cheeky guardian AI sportscar in Knight Rider. Now she builds him for real.

She’s all about cats, dogs, surfing… and dogs that surf.

Kaia Alexander (neé Van Zandt) is a systems architect, the creator of Mood Genome™ and author of Stealth Pitch.

A former Hollywood development executive, she worked on major motion pictures and founded the Entertainment Business School to teach business strategy to creatives.

She’s a UN speaker, award-winning author, and a neurodivergent entrepreneur with expertise in stress response, and emotional pattern recognition. Her work bridges story, systems, affective neuroscience and AI.

She built ΔLOOP first as a survival tool, now it’s sparking a Mood Revolution.

At age 7, Kaia reverse-engineered her Speak & Spell, and bonded with KITT, the cheeky guardian AI sportscar in Knight Rider. Now she builds him for real.

She’s all about cats, dogs, surfing… and dogs that surf.

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